selfhelpbook:

irritable-belle-syndrome:

If a report of mugging was treated like a report of rape.

Word indeed.

WORD

This is for all the fathers. No matter if you’re a first time father, a godfather,  or you died before you could see your child grow up. You will do whatever is necessary to protect your child, whether it’s to fight or to flee.

This day is special and it’s just for you, Happy Fathers Day.

reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

otterboxes:

if my life was described as any kind of food it would be cold french fries

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

Hermione Granger in Sorcerer’s Stone.